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They're Witty AF

Renowned psychologist Geoffrey Miller famously argued that wit is an extension of intelligence, and wit is one of the most sexually attractive traits an individual can have. Everyone wants to sleep with a Kardashian, Jenner, or Disick. That's an incontrovertible fact. However, it's not just because they're really, really, really ridiculously good looking because looks aren't everything, you vapid bimbos! They're also really witty. Kim went as herself for Halloween. That's laugh out loud funny. That's also resourceful, which is again, intelligent! And she's even funny when she's making a salad! Also, take into consideration any witty comeback Scott Disick or Khloe or Kourtney has said ever. The Kardashian klan is funny but fuckable, and therefore, according to a full fledged DOCTOR, that means that they are intelligent. This is impeccable logic, and I would know because I read the ENTIRE ABSTRACT of that study. 

[Photo via @kimkardashian]

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