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Kylie is on track to having a billion dollar company

Yes, you just read that correctly. A girl who isn't even legal to drink is well on her way to owning a company that's worth a billion dollars. Name a stupid person who owns a company that's worth a billi. And no, Donald Trump doesn't count because he probably doesn't own a company worth that much although he will argue otherwise, and if he does, he absolutely went to some shady lengths to make it that way. Owning a company that's worth ten figures is a huge deal. I mean, I just had to Google "how many figures are in a billion?" because I am just too lazy and stupid to do the counting in my head, and I'm reasonably intelligent because I have a (kind of) legit college degree from a knockoff version of Boston College! So if I'm somewhat smart, Kylie's for sure smarter than me!

[Photo via @thekylieshop]

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