Breakfast at Burger King: 362 days out of the year, eating breakfast at BK means you're either a homeless person or you're at the airport. But that doesn't make the Croissan'wich any less sinfully delicious. Treat yourself.
Some 90'sBand: Everyone's going to pretend they used to love this band and that this somehow makes them cooler than you. Don't give them the satisfaction.
People Adjusting Their Drugs In The Security Line: Oh god, they're checking there today? Shit shit shit....
Dubstep At Noon: If there's no right time for dubstep, then by definition, there's no wrong time either.