Coachella tickets sold out within a week of becoming available, but don't give up hope. There are plenty of ways to score tickets, like say, if you happen to have three goats handy for our Kanye-loving farmer.
Laugh all you want, trading livestock may be your cheapest option to getting your hands on some tickets. But if you don't have three goats to spare, you could always trade your Mac Book Air/Mac Book Pro. Otherwise, third party ticket vendors like these may be your most promising lead, but it'll cost you...
Stubhub: 3-day VIP tickets going for $1,700-$10,000, GA tickets going for $850 -$5,000
Ebay: 3-day VIP tickets $3,995-$8,396.64, GA tickets going for $660-$2,500
Maybe you don't have a grand to blow on a ticket. Don't fret, it's still a few months away, so we encourage you to get creative and come up with your own trade ideas. Where there's a will, there's a way, friends. I mean, would you really miss Coachella? What are you? Some kind of amateur? You'd miss this? And this? And THIS? Didn't think so. We'll see you all on the polo fields in April!
And just for fun, here's the spankin' new music video from Coachella-performer Sleigh Bells for "Rill Rill":