Adult Swim Invades The Roosevelt For The Craziest Nightswim Yet

One thing I've definitely often wondered: if you're a suit-and-tie businessman who needs to stay in Hollywood for meetings or other important, serious business that requires you to get a restful 7+ hours of sleep a night, where in God's name could you possibly stay? Every fancy hotel in town these days is throwing down with poolside shitshow ragers on random Tuesday nights. It must be a nightmare if you work for Deloitte or something and you're just trying to catch some Z's. I guess you'd have to go stay in some crappy motel without a pool, where the only distractions are hookers and robberies. Thanks, party animals.