I know that California is not part of "real America," according to Newt Gingrich (for the record, neither are New York City, Washington D.C., Chicago or Boston, which really eliminates most of our greatest cities and sports teams), but I'll bet even Newt would feel a stirring in his pudgy little loins watching some honest-to-God American heroes parachute into Hollywood. I always forget, which branch of the military did Newt serve in?