"Now I feel like I have to defend New Jersey all the time, all over the place — no thanks to Snooki. She's really bad for Jersey, Snooki! ... America, you can go to the Jersey Shore and you will not get punched in the face."

by Emily Green · July 21, 2010

-Zach Braff to David Letterman on "The Late Show" via

Um, no offense, Zach, but it's not like everyone was clamoring for a weekend getaway to Jersey before Snooki came and tainted our impression of the immaculate state.  You should actually be proud Snickers reps your homeland -- where else but Jersey could she have cultivated that unrivaled poof of glory?

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