Twitteriffic Tweets: On 'Jew Stars', Miley Cyrus, Pimping Mothers, Milkshakes, Masturbation, Shark Week, And Tipping

by Emily Green · April 26, 2010

@thecobrasnake Loving my new jew star! @jessejoblue chrome hearts is bad ass http://tweetphoto.com/20057877 25 minutes ago via UberTwitter - @happycali http://znl.me/PCIYGU Miley Cyrus is classified as boho? Just spit out my latte. about 2 hours ago via OpenBeak - @RyanSeacrest I want to pimp your mom. Trust me, it's not as dirty as it sounds. http://bit.ly/pimpmymom (via @RSP) about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter - @lindsaylohan I love @milkshakes247 millions of milkshakes! 3 minutes ago via UberTwitter

- @coketweet Ugh. I'm bored, and masturbating at work isn't fun anymore. about 1 hour ago via web -

@samantharonson @Joshmadden is it shark week? i love shark week. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Joshmadden

- @StoneRokk I can't imagine the bathroom attendant at the pool sees many tips as no one has pockets about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter