I don't think I was alone in thinking last night's Grammys would be turned into a 3 hour tribute to the late and great Whitney Houston-but alas, we were wrong. It did, however, have Taylor Swift auditioning for the Oklahoma production of West Side Story, Chris Brown, the still-brilliant voice of Adele, a creepily silent Lady Gaga (yes, she was there), Bonnie Bear, more Chris Brown, the French 808 known as David Guetta, and the artist formerly known as Nicki Minaj. Oh, and it was hosted by L.L. Cool J. Here's a recap of the bizarre acid-trip brought to you by CBS.