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Lip Injections

It's undeniable that Kylie is becoming the new Kim, so this procedure is integral to our list. We're not saying big lips are the new big ass, but having a derriere that's out of this world just isn't enough anymore. Society holds women to unattainable standards, so big lips and a big ass are the new big ass, if you get what we're saying. The lip venom you bought in your early high school years just wasn't enough, and you're not looking to overline your lips because that can take you into trashy territory real quick. What's a girl without luscious lips to do? We cannot emphasize enough how non-invasive lip injections are, and they're temporary. It's up to you and your doctor to decide how tasteful you want your lip to look. (Bee-stung: good. Blow-up doll: bad.)

[Photo via @wolfiecindy]

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