Tongue Patch
As you get older, your metabolism slows down. And who are we to blame you for not wanting to diet? Half of our articles are about brunch and Instagrammable food! Maybe it's time for you to consider a tongue patch surgery. The procedure is a little painful, as a doctor will stitch a patch onto your tongue. The patch will make eating solids excruciatingly painful, so you pretty much have to stick to a diet of green juices and smoothies. Health experts and medical professionals have condemned the "Tongue Patch Diet," which obviously means it's worth trying if it's that dangerous!
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