Vaginaplasty or Labiaplasty
When Babe Walker of White Girl Problems got a labiaplasty as her high school graduation present, it wasn't just an investment in herself, it was an investment in her future. Sometimes practicing vagina kung fu while staring at pictures of your kegel fitspiration (shirtless Ryan Gosling or Reynolds, whatever floats your boat, really) just isn't enough to fix your Lady Pikachu. Kelis once rapped in her magnum opus "Milkshake," "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and damn right, it's better than yours."
Whether a boytoy has a sweet tooth, is lactose intolerant, or is a vegan, guys can all agree: great p*ssy is hella important (also please stop sleeping with guys who are vegans, ladies, unless you're trying to piss off your dad by sleeping with a Bernie Sanders supporter). That's the message of the song.
[Photo via @babewalker]
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