We never drive. Uh, because we live in New York. But EA's Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Launch Party reminded us of all that car-speak we haven't used, and we're way eager to give the lingo a spin . . .
Check out the paint job on this beauty. Bet she gets great mileage.
She's as sweet as antifreeze and as precious as premium unleaded gasoline.
They go together like rubber and asphalt.
I like my ladies like I like my cars: fast, shiny, and and easy to operate. [Insert stick shift joke here.]
The only thing more fun than partying with chums is taking a vintage roadster out for a spin. (Sidenote: what is a roadster? We have no idea. It sounds sassy.)
Partygoers, you are like the rainbow that appears in an oil puddle.
Mustaches are perfect for blowing in the breeze as you cruise.
Role playing can turn a Volvo into a Porsche.
Hunger strikes like an SUV barreling down a hill!
One dollar says you can't wax on, wax off before the clock strikes twelve.
[All photos courtesy of NickyDigital]