"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Figures From History At Goldbar

This week the partyers at Goldbar channeled all the stars of the past, from BC to the '90s, and every era in between. From Cleopatra and Marc Anthony to John Corbett, circa 1995, they were all there last night, partying with those timeless gold chain-link curtains.=

Marie Curie, duh.

N/A. Historically, people were smart enough not to get neck tattoos.

Jane Seymour and Anne Boleyn.

Jane Seymour, super-psyched after Henry VIII has Anne Boleyn decapitated.

Jesus. In the background: Two of the apostles.

Samson and Delilah. His locks are already shorn. See? He is literally too weak to escape her embrace.

Justin Bieber in a past life.

Oooh, Jane Austen and her would-be beau. We saw that movie.

Cleopatra and Marc Antony.

Mr. Donner.

The Knights of the Round Table and the Holy Grail.

Foreground: Joan of Arc. Background: John Corbett c. 1995

Jackie O, being very classy.

The Crew of Apollo 13, plus some friends.

The poetess Sappho and muse.

Calvin Coolidge and That Guy Who Hangs Out With Calvin Coolidge.

Sir George Carteret, John Berkeley, & Co., the Founders of New Jersey

Martha Graham!

[All photos from Kirill Was Here]