"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" If You Give A Hipster A Tattoo . . .

by SUSANNAH LONG · July 2, 2010

. . . the results are almost as dramatic as when you give a mouse a cookie. Check out the snowballing ramifications of a little ink below.

If you give a hipster a tattoo, he's going to want a girl to go with it.

And if he gets a girl to go with it, then everyone else is going to want to get down and dirty too.

And if everyone else starts to get down and dirty, then the embraces are going to get increasingly awkward.

And if the embraces get increasingly awkward, then some people are going to have a knee-jerk Imitation Virgin Mary reaction.

And if some people have a knee-jerk Imitation Virgin Mary reaction, then some grouchy hipsters are going to decide it's time to find a new party.

And if some grouchy hipsters decide it's time to find a new party, then the musicians are going to work extra hard to keep their audience from fleeing.

And if the musicians work extra hard to keep their audience from fleeing , then people will start to dance.

And if people start to dance, then someone's going to whip out that modern interpretive dance nonsense.

And if someone whips out that modern interpretive dance nonsense, THEN IT WON'T END WELL FOR ANYONE.

That's what happens when you give a hipster a tattoo.

[Photos courtesy of ICanTeachYouHowToDoIt]