"Best $2K I Ever Spent!" Kelis' Album Release Party At RDV

by Chiara Atik · July 14, 2010

Did you forget about RDV NYC? We know RDV East has been hogging the spotlight lately, but last week the original party spot held what can only be described as a bacchanal (though that might be to tame a word...) to prove its still in the game.-

Technically speaking, it was a party for Kelis' new album, which, if the 30 second Taxi TV spots are to be trusted, sounds pretty good. Anyway, the clips we've seen of her new music video have a total earth mother-y, groovy vibe, but her party was anything but. Let's just say, if Kelis' Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, then her album release party brings all the binge drinkers to RDV. (Please forgive me for that joke?)

Also celebrating at RDV that night was "Roxy aka YA" (?), who turned another year older.

You may think that celebrating a birthday and an album release would take up a lot of the partiers' focus. Don't worry: they still made time for the important things. Like...

Piggyback rides! And facepainting!

Stretching!

Making out!

Making out with a different girl!

Making out with cake!

Playing leapfrog!

Pouring Tequila into someone else's mouth!

Pouring YOUR tequila into someone else's mouth!

Giving natural birth to a fully grown man-child in a water tub!

And most importantly, Emergency Disaster Drills!

[All photos via KirillWasHere]