"Best 2k I Ever Spent!" Reality Stars Flashing Lights at Girls & Boys

by CHLOE POST · August 2, 2010

Last Friday Webster Hall brought together UK dubstep duo Nero and LA hero Gaslamp Killer for a night of face-melting music. Girls & Boys of the night let go of their inhibitions and exposed a much more revealing side of their personalities. A side that is fame-hungry; hungry for reality television stardom.

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The psychadelic DJ sets must have brought out the worst in everyone, because it seemed like attendees were all relentlessly fighting for the spotlight. As each guest fought their way to reality stardom, we saw the struggle to the top was not a pretty one... So (in hopes we were helping them out) we wanted to recognize the most note-worthy auditions for some of our fave reality shows!

So You Think You Can Dance: Back-bends and hot pink matching outfits... You have our vote.

The Bachelorette: She just wants to find love (while being filmed and making bank off of it.)

Rob & Big... The next generation, up to no good.

Jersey Shore: Proving he knows how to fist-pump with the best of 'em.

Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew: D-list celeb. Check. Sex Addiction. Check.

Real Housewives of NYC: Housewives know how to get down with the finest hipsters around.

Survivor: Heroes and Villains; "I can be greedy and rugged!"

Bret Michaels Rock of Love: Knows how to score hot bitches with a bandana, rock n' roll hand gestures and a seriously dramatic stare.

The Biggest Loser: Dealing with separation anxiety from mayo and triscuits.