"Best $2k I Ever Spent!" Kim And Kris: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told, In 72 Days

by Courtney McGowan · November 1, 2011

"Take away love and our earth is a tomb." - Robert Browning

The world is no longer a familiar place.  In what can only be described as an earth-shattering turn of events, Kim Kardashian has filed for divorce from that guy who plays on the Nets and sort of looks like Taylor Lautner, but 8 feet tall. And yeah, we get that she paid $2k on Mason's wing-tipped alligator pimp shoes alone- but 300 million doesn't quite roll off the tongue...