"Best 2K I Ever Spent!" Vices On Display At Vice Party

by SUSANNAH LONG · June 30, 2010

Vice threw a party, which naturally got us wondering about which vices the guests themselves have. Addiction to cigarettes? Booze? Propensity for topless dancing at inconvenient times? Lust for balut? Let's see . . .

Oh, cigarettes and booze.

Never not wearing short shorts.

. . . and also an unquenchable lust for danger.

Is wearing sunglasses indoors a vice, or just impolite?

Addicted to her bedazzler. First, the glasses, next, some baby she finds nearby.

Center: porn mustaches are a moral failing.


Extreme sweet tooth.

Open hostility. That's not very nice, you adorable waifs.

Given to suggestive finger movements, uncomfortable sultry stares.

Whispers secrets in front of other people. Not nice, dude.

Pathological need to be the center of attention.

Dark desire to induce vertigo in others.

Steals Kevin Bacon's thunder. Whoah-oh-oh-oh-oh I'm turning it loose, footloose.

[All photos by Christopher James for WeKnowWhatYouDidLastNight]