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Ass Eating Made Simple

Or... you can opt for a fake book like comedian Scott Rogowsky did when he shamelessly devoured books like Slut-Shaming Your Baby and Ass Eating Made Simple in the New York subway. The back cover of the latter book read Joan Didion's acclamation "I'll never eat ass the same way!" So you can create you're own real-life entertainment by shocking your fellow commuters (insert evil laugh).

[Photo via @supafly22]

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