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Charlie Sheen & His Chinese Water Dragon, Hopper Jr.

Word within the animal kingdom is that Sheen isn’t the most responsible pet owner. This neglect, however, didn’t stop him from spontaneously buying a Chinese Water Dragon in two and a half seconds. Consistent with Sheen’s track record, Hopper Jr. didn’t even come close to beating the record for oldest Chinese Water Dragon. 

[Photo via @its1988th]

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