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Shots, shots, shots!

WASPs love to get fucked up. After all, New England is known for having one of the highest rates of alcoholism in the country. Why do you think gap years were invented? For us WASPs to get our party on! Except for those who took PG years at boarding schools. Those are for WASPs who had potential but never quite reached it because they partied too hard in high school (which is why they end up college athletes and inevitably work in finance or media where they continue to party). Gwyneth throws parties where the booze is flowing. As mentioned before, she had rosé beer pong at a bash, but did we mention there was an entire bar devoted to tequila alone as well? Girlfriend knows that Vitamin T is an essential for any good party! 

[Photo via @goop]

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