Avril Lavigne
You never got out of your angsty, obnoxious teenybopper phase, did you? You're still wearing the same clothes you wore while shoplifting from Hot Topic and doing whip-its in movie theater parking lots while getting fingerbanged by Pete Wentz wannabes. You were always trying so hard to be controversial and intentionally contrarian just for the sake of being different and getting attention. At the end of the day, your endeavors to be "unique" weren't exactly admirable. You finally found your perfect match however, who is literally the male version of you, so we're happy for you. But just because you're in a big girl relationship doesn't mean you've abandoned your angsty teen ways. Might we suggest therapy?
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