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Acoustic guitar

"Who wants me to play Wonderwall?" No one, Kai. No one even asked. And literally how does you struggling through an Oasis song pertain to the conversation we were just having? An acoustic guitar is the archetypal alternative douchebag's weapon of choice if he wants to ward off anyone who would be remotely interested in talking to him. 

[Photo via @lyuba_s_art]

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