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The Minor Narcotics Phase

"Drugs are not cool after college," is what my senior friend told me when I was a freshman. It's inevitable but all seniors at some point will get lured into the pot-cocaine or the classier addy-xanny combo. You need your uppers because who has the energy to be social anymore? It also makes you remember all the things you were supposed to do and haven't and now you are on the cusp of your fourth panic attack, so does anyone have bars I can buy because I think I'm going to die and I don't think my professor will deem that a valid excuse for not handing in my paper. #Help

[Photo via @trip_with__me__]

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