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Bespoke Parachute

What holds tons of snacks and also serves as the perfect getaway accessory? A parachute, that’s what. Commission one made from designer material and fill it with organic fruit snacks, then offer to share with your benchmates at every show. It’s all about making fast friends, and boy, is this the way to do it. Once your couture-achute is empty, promptly head to the nearest window to make your grand exit — you’ll definitely beat the elevator line, that’s for sure.

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