Contain your excitement, please. As if a gift straight from the gods themselves, beloved cult brand DŌ is finally about to open the doors to their newest brick-and-mortar shop where they'll continue to do the lord's work, serving up safe-to-eat, won't-give-you-salmonella-but-will-definitely-make-you-morbidly-obese cookie dough.

Gluttons can swing by to grab one of their classic and seasonal flavors, such as Sugar Cookie, Brownie Batter, Oatmeal M&M, Peanut Butter Snickerdoodle, Confetti - and if it's too much to handle, too difficult to choose, you can also customize your own flavor, even take a class at their cookie school!

550 Laguardia Place. Be there, or be sad.

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