Hold up: before you start yelling at us about being bad feminists, know that we totally agree that every body is a "bikini body." But after months of indulging in both winter treats and winter sweaters, even the baddest bitch on the block can feel a little puffy. These actually healthy tips (no juice cleanses ahead!) will have you looking and feeling your best by Memorial Day. Now no one can argue with that.

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