Coca

Coca, a lush green plant, produces a powdery substance that promotes energy, mood levels, and increased metabolism. Endemic to South America, indigenous people have been chewing on the leaves of this plant for hundreds of years to sustain a persevering work ethic during their enduring agricultural jobs. It's also a secret weapon in the fashion industry for models who want to stay trim and energized. All of this for the not-too-shabby price of $80!

False: I'm talking about cocaine, you idiots. Gwyneth never endorsed this, but then again she's a USC dropout who dated Ben Affleck during his heyday and has never gotten a stretch mark, so who knows?

[Photo via @yogaforbadpeople]

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