Ladies, stop lying to yourselves: french fries and ketchup are not vegetables. The old George Costanza adage, "It's not a lie if you believe it," unfortunately doesn't apply to dieting. Tone House instructors, Instamodels, and even Gwyneth Paltrow herself will cop to this: dieting is the absolute worst. It's tough to not deviate from a healthy lifestyle, especially when Milk Bar and Chipotle are both within walking distance. But try out these healthier alternatives to satisfy your cravings and you'll see the results before you know it.

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