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Jivamukti

You're quick to remind people that the workout yoga is actually just asana, which is one of the eight limbs of yoga and that yoga is so much more than a regimen of poses that get you a perky ass. You do it largely to align your chakras and to synchronize your mind, body, and breath. And if you happen to get a perky ass out of it, so be it! 

You're an ethereal goddess who is remarkably serene for someone who lives in New York City. You're old school in that you act like you're straight out of Woodstock (the 1969 one, not the 1999 one with the riot and Limp Bizkit), but you're simultaneously ahead of your time because you knew all about the crazy holistic wellness trends before Goop wrote about them. You're in the know about ancient Eastern and Native American practices, yet you don't come across as some thirsty try-hard who is blind to how offensive cultural appropriation can be.

So yes, you're all about being healthy and saving the world. And if you're all about these things, why the fuck aren't you vaccinating your children?

[Photo via @jivamuktinyc]

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