All Tomorrow's Parties: You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here

Schedule your departure no later than the moment when: -People start looking around desperately for someone else to do something fun or someone famous to walk in (this may be true for an LA party just beginning, and the rule still applies) -The music turns ‘ironic’ (think Sugar Ray) -You can’t tell the difference between your hunger and your K-hole -The peak of the night was two hours ago -And by ‘two hours’ you mean ‘seven’ -You’re standing in the bathroom line for a line for the fifth time -You’re standing outside to call your mom, for the sixth -You’ve begun reading VICE articles on your phone -You’re telling people about them [Photo via @thecoveteur]