We couldn't hang out too long because we had to hightail it uptown to see James Franco in Of Mice And Men, which wasn't easy since Obama was seeing A Raisin In The Sun. After fighting our way through riot cops, barricades, drug-sniffing dogs, dump trucks full of snipers, secret service, and looky-loo tourists, we just barely made it to our seats, thanks to a local boy in blue who saw us helplessly wandering down the middle of ninth avenue and took pity on us by ushering us through the yellow police tape with a gruff “This way guys!” just in time for what could have been amazing or wildly disappointing night of theater, find out which in our review: