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Best Buy

Venue: Best Buy Neighborhood: Union Square Date: Winter ‘10 Reason: "Allegedly threatened life of Geek Squad employee." Allegedly, eh? Mitigated: No Facebook Status Update: "Banned from Best Buy on 14th St after attempting to stuff a Geek and his entire Squad inside a high school locker for his cavalier attitude about my IBM being sodomized by a flaccid VD-plagued Vista dick as Bill Gates watches through his Windows. Off to the Apple Store." Happy as a clam on his Mac!
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