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Liar, Liar Hair On Fire

"I was kind of, not really invited to the launch of some bougie dating app at The Jane and when I arrived it was pretty clear that I did not belong there. Since it was on the rooftop and I was anxious, I kept chain-smoking and because it was so windy up there it was really hard to light my cigarettes. Long story short I ended up lighting my hair on fire around all these finance bros and model girls and NO ONE tried to help me. Needless to say I am not on that dating app."

[Photo via @90scigarettes]

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