The Unspoken "Girl Codes" Of Nightlife

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You must be willing to catch a grenade for the team if necessary

Two of your friends spot these super cute guys by the bar. They're totally making eye contact but there's a huge problem: there's a third dude lurking in the back and he is an eye sore. You know that your friends will drag you over to them and you'll be stuck with the grenade!

Girl Code: Take one for the team. You're really not going to spend your life with him and yeah it sucks getting the "ugly" guy but your friends will totally appreciate it. You can make something up such as you're in a relationship to keep him at arms length while your two friends are busy going at it.

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  • grenade
  • Drunk Text
  • Never go for your friend’s sloppy seconds
  • Beer Goggles
  • Let her down easy
  • Protect her assets
  • Snitch
  • No Boyf
  • Turn him down
  • BUDDY
  • Don't Fight over guys
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spellingguru

December 8, 2011

4:59am

there are way too many typos and spelling mistakes in this article, it's painful to read.  

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