Juicy Couture is back, Paris Hilton is relevant again, and Donald Trump has returned with his biggest reality show yet. This could only mean one thing: it's the aughts, baby! Come on, the '90s had their moment, but now the second coming of the early 2000s is upon us. It was a decade of decadence, of paparazzi, and of course, the golden age of socialites. How does one join the ranks of the worthlessly rich and elbow-rubbing elite? Let us break it down for you.

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