How To Pretend To Be A Rich A**hole

You are a trust fund baby. Technically. You swear you were just on the verge of buying a $10,000 Rolex the other day and that you're definitely going to be buying a Tesla once your inheritance or trust fund comes through. Maybe your trust fund is currently untouchable at the moment because there's all this never-ending "legal drama" surrounding it (which is a lie). Maybe it's untouchable because you aren't of a certain age (which is a lie). Maybe it's because your grandparents gave it to you solely for future investments like your kids' college tuition (which is probably the case). Maybe it's because it's not nearly as big as you make it out to be, or maybe it just straight up doesn't exist. 

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