The Ultimate Trust Fund Baby Career Guide

You somehow convinced your parents that majoring in art history is totally worth it, and now you have to convince them to throw down an extra $100,000 to get a master's from Sotheby's in order to get a job there. Rich people love buying insanely overpriced things to make it seem like they have more refined taste than they actually do. Make a career out of this! Convince bored Upper East Side trophy wives to spend millions of dollars on paintings for their parlors that their children could do. They barely know what their children are capable of because they pawn them off on their nannies instead of spending time with them, so they're none the wiser.

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