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Philanthropist

You were born with a sterling silver spoon in your mouth, but you have a heart of 24k gold. Inspired by your gap year you took after graduating from boarding school, helping others has always been your passion. Wait, taking pictures with little children and doing yoga poses in Bali for Instagram counts as philanthropy, right? Well, it counts as much as donating to the Kickstarter for that gallery entirely dedicated to paintings of the Olsen twins hiding from paparazzi. You're passionate about causes such as affluenza and gout (it's not just the rich man's disease!) since you know how debilitating they can be, so why not devote your entire life to attending galas for them just like the moms on The O.C. did? With the pedigree of Kirsten Cohen, the waistline of Marissa Cooper, and the entitlement of Julie Cooper-Nichol, who better than a trust fund baby like you to make a career out of attending parties that help the unfortunate less fortunate?

[Photo via @theoc.official]

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