Or, "What Happens When Some Rich White Guys Lose Their Shit Because Someone Is Teaching Their Kids Not To Be Racist."

Because Upper East Side private schools with an annual tuition of over $54,000 are clearly fronts for some sort of communist agenda, uber wealthy parents are speaking out about taking the whole "equality" thing a bit too far. Amid the scandalous introduction of anti-racist curriculum, viral letters have been written and headmasters have resigned. It's a whole mess.

Click through for all the drama that's been plaguing the city's elite education circles over the past few months.