Trump would probably call us another example of *fake news* if we didn't include him on a list about society husbands, so obviously to avoid hypothetical libel suits, we had to include him. And we doubt he cares that he's being called an awful husband because at least we're implying that he's rich! Where could we possibly begin? Plagued by accusations of treason, fraud, infidelity, sexual assault, Donald Trump is hardly husband of the year. Oh! And how can we forget that he's racist, xenophobic, misogynist, anti-Semitic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, and transphobic as well? If you've heard about some of Melania's petty slights against her not-so-better half, you know she probably has the same sentiments we do. But hey, at least she gets a wardrobe worth more than the most expensive house in the Hamptons, so she isn't exactly complaining!
But at least we know he's well endowed. Because he will not stop finding ways to imply this. And this is absolutely something that someone who is *totally* well-endowed will do.
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