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6. Tao

Tao has become the landmark name for out of towners trying to act like Upper East Siders. This overpriced restaurant/club is usually packed on weekends but so dimly lit that no one will see you and your companion splurging. Don't forget to make him take a (solo) Insta in front of the lit up Buddha to show your followers how #cultured you are. No selfies.

[Photo via @taodowntown]


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