This guide was written from the bottom of our hearts for you in your time of need. It is for the mornings when you wake up feeling like your skull was run over by a tractor, you desperately need water but know that aren't yet able to hold anything down and there's a slight chance you broke a rib. Then, it dawns on you. You were supposed to be across town a half hour ago. Do what you need to do, but for the love of God avoid the following places.
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