"I will not be defined by the bullshit condemnations of my psycho, hypercritical roommate."
Even if she sits you down for an hour and a half, berating you for your every flaw from not wiping down the microwave after each use to having your entire room rearranged without your consent because she swears she hears you slamming your dresser drawers at 3 a.m. even though it's just the old pipes in the building making noise, you will grin and bear it.
Pro tip: I endured this ordeal and wasn't allowed to call her out for being psycho because she accused me of being critical. I was able to do this with a shit eating grin because she didn't know I peed in her shampoo. Fuck you Meghan!
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