All The Men In NYC Who Will Disappoint You

They say New York City is the "city of dreams," but that inspirational quote that I saw on Pinterest is dead-ass wrong. Between your career, your apartment that's the size of a closet, and the fact that you live among the who's who of the anti-social personality spectrum, New York is the city of nightmares at every turn. But will any of us ever move to L.A.? F*ck no. The most disappointing part of this city, however, is The Men. Thank god we're not trying to get married. Here are all the NYC guys stuffed with red flags who will inevitably disappoint you, whether you date them or not.