Uptown Vs. Downtown: Which New Yorker Are You?

Uptown: What are people talking about when they say Facebook is no longer cool? Of course you still use it! Your Instagram is uniform, not because you've carefully curated it but because your life is pretty predictable and monotonous. You follow every single person you went to school with and work with who follows you back, and the disparity between your follower to following numbers can be explained by your affinity for pictures of green plants against pink backdrops, your obsession with the Vanderpump Rules cast, and Kiel James Patrick. Your Pinterest page is as carefully organized as your closet, with albums devoted to your dream wedding (which is basically the same as Kate Middleton's) and your dream wardrobe (which is basically the same as Kate Middleton's) and fitness and health tips (which are basically the same as Kate Middleton's).

Downtown: The only reason you have Facebook is so you can have Tinder and Bumble, and the only reason you have Tinder and Bumble is for validation. Your Instagram is carefully curated, and by carefully curated we mean you try to make it seem like you didn't carefully curate it, even though it's so anxiety inducing you need a Xanax to cope. You barely follow anyone you went to school with and pretend not to know if they even follow you (even though you totally do). You only follow a few friends, some up and coming designers, and Fat Jew and Fuck Jerry because while you will get up on your soapbox about Starbucks stealing drink ideas from your fave local café, you have no problem following guys who steal content for a living.

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