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The Village Vanguard

Jazz is always cool. It has an innate tone of appropriation, which your pretentious date will love both to indulge and dissect. The club has a long history of "pedigree," which your date can pretend to know, and it was founded in 1935, every sad boy's favorite decade ("you know, I just really feel like the great depression led to a surge of creativity").

[Photo via @gsbhighway]

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