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To Sit in Silence on The Rocky Edge of the Island

He'll ask you to sit silently with him and watch the water rush over the rocks, but then will change his mind and decide this is the perfect opportunity to tell you about how he's the Proust of our generation, self-publishing a poetic recounting of his life. He'll tell you about how beautiful it is when thick streams of algae render the waves viscose, and ask if you're familiar with Monet's early studies of light on water. God, aren't you lucky to have wrangled such an intelligent date?

[Photo via @surelyshirleyyyy]

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