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Astrophysical Observatory at the College of Staten

He doesn't normally believe in astrology or Staten Island but the beauty of the stars through the high-power telescope (and the joint he smoked on the ferry over) will cause him to suddenly feel that the whole universe is beautiful, meaningful, and connected. He will ask you how you feel Mars having been in retrograde impacted your life, and will suggest you join a weekly orgy group together where all the members are really in touch with their chakras. On the ferry back he will tell you he just really needs to be alone to think about dark matter and the expansion of the universe and will proceed to stand outside in the rain on the other end of the deck.

[Photo via @spacephotos]

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